Jacob

A Sexy boy, you probably met him in middle school. you INSTANTLY fell in love with him
he probably has a nice dick to :)

Me: Hi darling~
Jacob: Shut up shorty
Me: (Blushes alot)

by Coco0Bugzzz May 12, 2022

Jacob Workun

Big booty, thick titties. Such a man is a Jacob Workun. Can pick up the Women and potentially men.

Very, VERY RED

PAINT THE WALLS IN WHITE

He creamed all over. Must be the work of a Jacob Workun

by ackadvhuwfc June 2, 2021

Jacob

Jacob is a very athletic man that has an IQ of a dead horse. He has the skill of Messi is soccer but is three grades behind in ela and math.

Wow, look at Jacob playing soccer, I wish he was that good and ela and math.

by qewrsetdryjftukgybilhnuji;k February 8, 2024

Jacob Micheal Taylor

A very caring and loving person with a massive dick

Jacob Micheal Taylor is very caring

by Very trusted source September 21, 2021

Jacob

Lives in your walls :)

You hear sounds at night. They surround you while you try to achieve sweet slumber. You feel as though... you aren't alone in this seemingly empty house.

Jacob is watching.

by TylerKai421 November 24, 2021

Jacob

Jacob means, gay, all Jacobs are gay and mentally ill

Woah that kid is flirting with that man, he must be named jacob

by Truth te11er May 4, 2020

jacob pråhl

He’s an all around great guy with extremly good grades. He’s also an elite member of the honorary secret club D.T.S

I wish i had the same grades as Jacob Pråhl then my parent would be proud of me

by Pronkey October 22, 2019