fuck funk

Fuck funk is when you are just in a funk and come off grumpy and moody when really all you need is a good fuck

“Why is Steven in such a funk” “Ugh he’s just in a fuck funk”

by Ally Herbert November 20, 2021

cross fucking

the act of having sexual intercourse while in shape of an X. Seen mostly in hardcore porn videos.

He was cross fucking me last night. My pussy never bleed so much since then

by Noodleboilver6969 December 30, 2017

glum fucking

A kinda sad, kinda angry, hard fucking style. Usually doggy style.

Ever since my boyfriend got depressed he's only into to glum fucking.

by The cunning linguist 00 February 02, 2024

Fuck Fairy

1. For that one friend thats always dating/fucking someone left and right
2. Gay best friend

1. "My friend is always dating a different person every week."
"Geez what a fuck fairy."
2. "Hey fuck fairy hows your day?"
"Dont fucking call me that Glitter Dick "

by Dat Gay Asstard September 19, 2018

Fuck Fairy

Most of the time is a chick who plays with your junk while you sleep, though sometimes it can be a dude. Late night visits are not always sexual and may also include cuddling, talking to you while you answer in your sleep, and weaving vivid dreams that are sometimes, though not always remembered.

Guy: I am not sure why I keep on waking up in these odd positions.
Dr: It's just your fuck fairy playing with you.
Guy: Makes sense.
Dr. (With menacing grin): heh, heh, heh.

by JaySteeze September 14, 2016

so fucking fine

The proper way to describe a member of straykids

"Have you seen stray kids?"
"No what do they look like?"
"So fucking fine its crazy!"

by Kikiskz June 04, 2024

I fucked my stepsister

Fuck u lookin at?

I fucked my stepsister means shitass

by Shdfsrt May 08, 2022