Tijuana Titty Fuck

Tijuana Titty Fuck - due to the sleepy Mexican stereotype, this is when you titty fuck Simone while they are asleep or in a sub-conscious state.

Matt didn’t want to wake his wife so he gave her the ol Tijuana Titty Fuck.

by Fredsauce February 26, 2025

Jeez fuck dammit fucking shit what the hell

when something bad happens and you unleash every expletive you know because it pisses you off royally

*light pole falls on brand new truck*

Joe: Jeez fuck dammit fucking shit what the hell man!!!
Joe: MY NEW FUCKING TRUCK?!!!!!!!!???
Joe: Jeez fuck dammit fucking shit what the hell FUCK FUCK!!!!!!!!
Joe: commits suicide

by Urban Dick(tionary) February 28, 2025

fucking

VERY

Rocket science is fucking hard! That girl is fucking hot! It's fucking cold!

by Lord Fairfax March 2, 2025

alien fuck ass

alien fuck ass is when you are tweaking off the yart mid class well your shlong is handing out like a stress ball and yelling fetty wap

i take the ball i bounce it i shoot i miss alien fuck ass

by brayden cook March 4, 2025

Fucking Loser

A word that describes a group of people that is failing in their career and are feeling down. Or express exciting emotion to your friend

Stop reading that piece of shit you fucking loser

You won the lottery, you fucking loser

by why is therer no nams March 5, 2025

Fucking blueberries

When someone is talking to you crazy or think they are the main topic

If someone thinks you care abt something that’s old you can say “you btcks are fucking blueberries”

by Bigdicmari&cherish March 5, 2025

How in the fuck did I get home just now?

I'm walking home from work just now, and I walk out the door... Step down the hill onto the side walk... And I zone out COMPLETELY. I don't remember walking across the intersection... I don't remember crossing the train tracks... I don't remember turning the corner... I look up and I can already see my apartment.

Hym "How in the fuck did I get home just now? I can usually recall walking past some of the milestones I use to, like, keep track of my progress but this time... What the fuck happened just there? I just skipped like 80% of my walk. I... Are you trying to kill me? I lost like a full 30 minutes just there. I mean, it was 730 when I started writing this... I pooped and showered... Rubbed one out... The walk home only takes 10 minutes... I'm missing like 30 minutes. What the fuck is happening there? Randy didn't show up today... So THAT was weird... What the fuck is happening there? I mean AS SOON as I stepped on the sidewalk it's like I skipped the next 8 minutes forward in time... And then I'm still missing 22 minutes... Hmmm... Are YOU doing that? Time is all fucked today."

by Hym Iam March 9, 2025