Cluster Fuck

When anything that can go wrong goes wrong. Imagine a tornado hits a sewage plant then travels and smacks the shit out of a fan emporium.

Holy shit! Getting from downtown was a total cluster fuck, there was sooo much traffic then a car flipped over, just to make matters worst two dudes started fighting in the middle of the street which soon turned to a mosh pit. Then some asshole ran into me and drug his car down the side of mine.

by The Keeper of Knowlegde June 5, 2014

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Get the Cluster Fuckmug.

Fuck you chill

Fucking someone that is always stressed out so that afterwords is “chill”.

Having intercourse with a person that is always on the edge so that person can finally relax.

“You really needed someone that fuck you chill on the regular, you were always so tense”

“You have been so relaxed lately, I’m glad your new boyfriend fuck you chill every day now”

“You’re such a crazy bitch, I’m going to fuck you chill real good”

by Necrot510 September 28, 2019

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Get the Fuck you chillmug.

legal as fuck

When shit is so legal that your bitch ass friends are asking for an MLA citation on the term

Prenups are legal as fuck homie

by Bigdeezy661 September 19, 2015

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Get the legal as fuckmug.

Fuck your kids

Let it go or I'm going to make you explain to another pair of parents why THEIR KID had to pay the price for you forgetting what you are.

Hym "Fuck your kids, bitch. Right in the face. Your kids are shit. You are shit. I was going to post a link to the fbi missing kids list but it won't let me copy paste. So, go google it and see for yourself what happens when..."

by Hym Iam June 5, 2024

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Get the Fuck your kidsmug.

Kansas city skull fuck

To fuck the eye socket of a 1 eyed person

Hey Stan ! I'm going to kansas city, do you know where a good time can be had ???
Stan: Hell yea, go down to independence Avenue and look for a 1 eyed guy called JR, you'll get the best Kansas City skull fuck ever !!
And it's only 20 bucks !!!!

by Asshole Strawboss December 22, 2022

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