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Fuck tard

A person who is incredibly stupid beyond human imagination.
by Mackol December 2, 2019
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Fuck Off

FUCK OFF MEANS BEAT IT, NOT BEAT IT IN THE CONTEXT OF MASTURBATING. BEAT IT ALSO MEANS BEATING THE DICK TILL IT CUMS.
FUCK OFF AND SHUT THE FUCK UP, i say to an imaginary alien.
by tunip the vegimal March 16, 2022
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head fuck

someone who is so stupid and retarded it makes you want to curbstomp and blow your own head off
person 1: who is that??

person 2: a head fuck!
by liv oconnor December 5, 2024
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clock fuck

When one is fucking against the clock, they have no desire for an intimate fuck or to feel the passion and desire of the moment. One has a job to do in a set period of time, this is a clock fuck. Fucking in a set period of time.
'My parents will be home in 15 minutes.... We're going to have to clock fuck'
by WPC August 12, 2015
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crutonous fuck

When your cracker friend can’t say the N-word but has keys to the BBQ.
Bro, my homeboy Todd is coming to the cookout this weekend.

Who? Oh that Crutonous Fuck, yeah bro for sure, he’s family.
by Riddikuluslessness December 12, 2023
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Fuck You

Yeah! Really! That's all they're doing! Holy shit! I mean, I'm clearly more insane but if they were a fire, my ass-hair would be getting singed.
A dumb slut "FUCK YOU!!! FUCK YOU! I CHOOSE NOAH! EQUAL!!! EEEEQUAAAAAAL!!! FUCK YOUUUUUUUUU!"

Hym "JESUS CHRIST! I probably should have lead with the mass murder... I mean... Next time I'll build the robots first. Mass murder immediately.... Try and avoid the brain worm... Yep... Yep... Hmm... I really like doing it this way better though. Right? Because if I lead with the death-bots... You can kind of be like 'Well of course he took over the world! He's got an army of death-bots!' But this? I mean, like literally all other Gods, my plan probably could have been a little less convoluted... And it accomplishes nothing other than my own personal amusement... BUUUUT! Buuuut... It's also a little reality-monstery. So you can kind of be like 'Oh yeah... I can kind of see a reality monster doing that...' But that's not important. Really it's the friends we made along the way that's the important part."
by Hym Iam June 16, 2025
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Holy moly fuck

Whenever you see a hot man on Pinterest or mommy,
*scrolling on Pinterest and sees a picture of David tennant*

Holy moly fuck, he’s hot.
by Swifte69 February 17, 2024
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