Two-Way Wiper

An individual that is so stingy, that after wiping their ass with some toilet paper, they flip it over and use the unsoiled side.

Steve: Fucking Jim wouldn't even loan me five dollars so I can buy a slice of pizza.
John: Well, what do you expect? The guy is a Two-Way Wiper!

by traphouse333 June 20, 2018

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Wrong Way Johnny

A person who has been seen driving in the wrong direction, on any kind of road.

We're writing a letter to the authorities about Big Bad Bill. Now he's a wrong way Johnny.

by silverseal September 17, 2011

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Wendy-Way

To delegate multiple tasks / forego the need to do shit you don’t want to do

Patrick chucked a Wendy-Way to hit another target!

by 0nearmedb@ndit December 22, 2021

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In a light friendly way

When your friend makes fun of you and puts you down, but then tries to clear their conscience by claiming their shit talk was actually friendly so you shouldn't make a big deal out of it.

Amanda: Haha how on earth you don't understand that? you're so dumb
Rachel: *insulted*
Amanda: You know.. in a light friendly way
Rachel: *rolling her eyes*

by Shimooper March 05, 2022

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