Swedish Crab Wank

When someone has a wank or gets wanked off and their foreskin rips off while doing so.

Megan: “I gave him a Swedish Crab Wank”

by RicoIsNonce August 25, 2023

Skeevy Wank

when two or more boys get together and wank each other whilst thinking about girls

Wow me and john just had a Skeevy wank,it was very satisfying

by Alex Gizzle August 19, 2008

bare wank

Where you whip it out in bed when it's raw, and use no soap or any other form of lubricant

Yo, last night I had a bare wank because I ran out of tomato puree to beat my meat with

by Bigman2000 November 26, 2017

Wank weiner wednesday

Every wednesday, you Can wank off

Also called WWW

Bro it’s Wank weiner wednesday, wank the fuck off

by Gussekrab November 11, 2019

Jealousy Wanking

When one masturbates over an erotic situation that simultaneously makes them feel jealous.

When Mark found videos of his wife Jessie having an affair he quickly found himself Jealousy Wanking.

by IndiLee November 9, 2023

Wank

To work thoroughly and to concentrate hard

Guys I'm going to wank at the pharmacy

by Dickballer June 6, 2022

Mind Wank

A telepathic wank using your mind. BUT YOU AINT THINKING ABOUT THE HOMIES

luke was thinking of Sam's toes so much that he needed to have a mind wank. But he is a homie...

by ProfessorMindWank November 17, 2020