Hot Tortellini Salad

A sexual move usually performed after eating Italian food. A man contorts his penis into a tortellini shape, farts and then has his salad tossed.

“I wasn’t sure if it was gay or not, but Stacey was full in on the hot tortellini salad, so it’s got be no-homo.”

by Dynamite Thundersteel February 28, 2023

smoked meat salad

A Smoked Meat Salad is when you dip your pecker in liquid smoke and Sweet Baby Ray's, and do your lady doggy style. While doing that, you have to spit your Copenhagen chew spit into her asshole.

Last night I totally gave that bitch a Smoked Meat Salad. She tossed it around for a while.

by The Byrd Man May 26, 2017

Pube Salad

When multiple lengthy pubes are in, or on the edge of a urinal.

It was finally my turn at the urinal, and that is a terrible pube salad on the rim of then urinal.

by Dmischv April 4, 2020

Salad bowl

Booty hole in the back yard.
Where salad is tossed... Wink!

I cant its... Just i cant! Haha!

Ok, I saw Sasha Grey on a cooking show the other day and man, she can clean a salad bowl!

by Skunk69 September 26, 2019

Hippie Salad

Slang for marijuana, pertaining to Rochester NY.

“I brought some hippie salad for everybody, some wacky tobaccy.”

by Xenophrawst June 6, 2020

paperclip salad

Is what happens when some jackwaggon desided to chain a whole basket full of paper clips together.

Well this is just a paperclip salad!

by Paperclipsalad# July 14, 2017

Egg Salad

The resultant mush that occurs in a woman's body upon witnessing an ovulation-inducing child of christ-like cuteness.

"Did you see that picture mesh of Zach Braff and Donald Faison, making their perfect dream progeny?"
"Yeah, I made egg salad instantly"

by Shocka_celia March 5, 2015