Multi-Masturbation March

A proposed internet challenge which takes place in the month of March. On the 1st, participants would wank one time, and on the 2nd, they would wank two times, multiplying the times they wanked the day before by two. They would go so on, until they wank over 1.07 billion times on March 31st.

A: "Man, my arm is so tired after Destroy Dick December..."
B: "Thought that was hard? Better get ready for Multi-Masturbation March."

by potatoman- August 31, 2025

March 6th

Kiss your crush day

I can’t believe it’s march 6th

by i fucked your mummy March 5, 2024

More Makeup March

It is a weird trend that makes women/gay/transgender men to make alot of makeup on the month of march which gives the word, More Makeup March(MMM).

Girl 1: Hey girl, are you ready for the big trend.

Girl 2: YEAAAAAH!! Can't wait for More Makeup March.

by Cr1ms0n November 4, 2023

Luch March

A Mexican guy that is known for sleeping with any thing that moves. He is characterized by a pedo styled smirk and a voice that can lure any women into his magical crib. The only way to scare off a Luch March is if you put him around crowds, therefore rendering his technique useless.

Lorenzo: "Hey, did you saw Luch March talking to your wife over there?"
Andros: "Dang, bring everyone around him, he will eventually be creeped out by crowds..."

by Phantom Kaiser July 14, 2016

marching banding

Verb. The act of marching in a band. Specifically with an instrument, rifle, flag, and sabres.

Brad: “Yo, fam squad what was you doings last night”
Christopher: “Ya know marching banding”

by Draqn September 18, 2018

March 1

National beat up Ross day. As said in Friends, Ross was acting sus on March 1st so he got beat up

Thank god it is March 1st. I can’t wait to beat Ross’ ass up

by Arij_Lover123 November 18, 2021

March 13th

Deck anyone under 5'5 in the face for ever assuming they could get money from tall people. Know your place, which is always and eternally, physically and classically below tall people. Never forget it again or else the $5 your broke ass begged for is getting shoved so far up your ass, it'll reach farther than the top shelf that you can't even jump up to.

"March 13th is give $5 to short people day--" I'm going to shoot you in the mouth.

by freediooo March 13, 2024