Andrew Golden

a genious kid who lost his way and became prostitute on the train station to get money for video games.

-i saw john yesterday, he turned out to be andrew golden:(

by wnuk młynarza June 10, 2022

Golden buffet

When everything on your plate is a beautiful shade of beige.

Aww yeah, had a great tea last night - chicken nuggets, chips, onion rings and a side of cheesy garlic bread, was a proper golden buffet .

by Racheyrocket July 2, 2023

Golden Helba

A term for having a great pvp'er piss all over you.

Oh snap, he just Golden Helba'ed me right there yo..

by Worst pvper June 24, 2010

Golden wind team

A group of close friends that care for eachother despite their differences

Oh how my heart yearns to be in the golden wind team

by Thejojobreadboy June 13, 2024

Golden Egg

When you eat nothing but dairy products and baked beans. The turd you lay will be almost golden and smell like duck shit.

I just laid a golden egg I would not go in that bathroom

by Cwazywhiteguy May 4, 2020

Chinese Golden Torture

A combination of a Golden Shower and Chinese Water Torture. Often occurs when one person has a case of dehydration either from intoxication or just lack of regular water intake while trying to perform a golden shower on their partner.

The dehydration causes the regular stream to become nothing more than a similarity to a leaky faucet thus causing a slow dripping sensation throughout the duration of the act. What usually is a 30 second act can sometimes become a 20 minute episode.

Did you hear about Steven getting Chinese Golden Tortured?

He was supposed to get a golden shower but Chris was so dehydrated he couldn’t let out more than a few drops at a time. It took almost 20 minutes before the shower was over.

by Davigon August 1, 2022

Golden Floor

When a great Dane calls you late at night with a survey. That survey being do you or your wife piss in the shower! Of course we do... ONE RULE...Aim for the drain!

Dang, this hot water made me really have to go....may as will give the shower a golden floor.

by Peanut Butter Balls April 7, 2022