donkey docking

when two men are boning it out and don't wanna do it in the butt they touch their wangs together and pulling ones foreskin over the others wang, creating a docking port. and then ejaculating into the said 'donkey dock'
"hank was a little scared of feces, so he and Seth went donkey docking instead of the traditional gay way"asshole
by lisaloo1123 July 29, 2014
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Someone who is so stupid they need to just give up on life and crawl back into hell and shut the everloving fuck up
Person 1: Cmon man Im telling you Im gonna slime you out sybau
Person 2: Please shut the everloving fuck up you dumbass Isosceles Donkey Nosed Cunt Waffle you snub Indigo don't you pal
by KaiGremory March 27, 2025
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pin the tail on the donkey

While having sex doggystyle and wearing a condom after finishing the male pulls off the now full condom inside out while getting the female's attention so she turns to look back at him, so he can then stick the condom between her eyes thus having pinned the tail on the donkey/ass.
I'm definitely goin to pin the tail on the donkey tonight when I'm done with that chick.
by MediumNasssty April 04, 2022
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Floppy donkey cock

It’s a cock that’s has been used so much from a donkey it’s all floppy
by Sparkiee July 27, 2022
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Ripe Donkey

When a person is dumb ass fuck and is an ass he then is a ripe donkey.
by il_squid April 11, 2022
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"A TRANS-mission known for taking it in the PRSION PURSE in Dillion State Park"
"Shonky Donkey" (with the stanky hanky panky) is also PBR stands for (Park Bandit Running)
by Lil Leg Day) November 28, 2023
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Yard Donkey

A blue collar worker who never actually works. Someone who stays in the yard when the hard work is happening.
Look at this yard donkey watching all the real men getting the job done.
by Dan Mandingo April 15, 2025
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