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Bar

Bar is incredibly sexy, every girl wants him and every man wants to be him.
His presence makes every straight man to munch on his feces and drink his yellow piss.
My goal in life is to one day have him acknowledge my being.
Some legends claim, that his penis is so large, that it has it's own magnetic pull, his penis requires so much blood to operate, that he needs to drink fresh human blood everyday just to get an erection!
His gigantic nuts are so large, that one ejaculation can fill a whole Olympic swimming pool.
"The giant Horse Cock weighs over 11 pounds"
Eyal: Bruh that's nothing! Bar's cock makes the Horse Cock look like a fucking atom
Bar: yes very large penis i have yaaaaaassss
by EYAL5555 November 22, 2021
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bar poopsie

flirtatious woman ,who hangs around bars a lot ,looking for a man. often has unattractive features but is thick skinned and brash
dont get friendly with Snaggle-tooth Mary,she is a real bar poopsie
by junnyald December 24, 2010
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Shnazna Bar

The bar you went to last night but forgot what it was called because you were too drunk to remember.
Friend 1 : “That Shnazna Bar was great last night wasn’t it”
Friend 2: “Yeah haha what even was that place”?
by Big Arv March 23, 2021
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Al Bar Mouth Syndrome

When someone always seems to have their mouth open. On going occurance can lead to lock jaw and the possibility off excessively large objects being swallowed.
john-paul: "hey dude whys that girl always got her mouth open?"
Patrice: "Ahh man shes got Al Bar mouth syndrome. she just can't close her mouth."
by loubear69 April 25, 2011
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bars

I have no bars. Oh, well.
by Ereck Flowers August 19, 2018
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Bar-Shawn

Bar- Shawn

Bar-Shawn is a handsome, nice, kind, intelligent, cool guy. He's friends with everyone and everyone likes him. Usually rich. Bar-Shawn's are overall pretty awesome.
Bar-Shawn is so cool

I really like Bar-Shawn
by Bar2cute March 5, 2021
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Iron Bar

Oh boy i bought myself an Iron Bar im so happy!
by Big city eater May 5, 2021
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