white monkey

Jim Jensen: "I finally got the white monkey off my back"
Interviewer: "Cocaine, Jim?"
Jim Jensen: "Who's talking about cocaine, I'm taking about Michelle Marsh, what a horse!"

by Bobby the Rookie March 30, 2005

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Jade Monkey

Found in the greater Milwaukee Area, a treasured statue small in size often valued by only elite collectors.

Was recently stolen from an elite collection just outside Milwaukee and has yet to be recovered

"Someone's life may be on the line"

Find the jade monkey, there are 13 clues.

by M1STY January 13, 2008

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monkey bumping

When two woman are having sex and their rubbing their pussies together.

Michelle and Dee are monkey bumping!

by my bubbles January 17, 2006

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monkey heart

grab your ball sack, push your testicles down and squeeze so it looks like they are pulsating. it looks like a small monkey heart.

Woody tried to impress his friends by showing them his monkey heart but couldnt get it to pulse, so it just looked like a brain.

by DJ Imperial Grand Masters Eric and Marcus April 8, 2008

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Crack Monkey

What you call anyone who says or does something just dumb enough not to be punched in the face with a Buick.

Jimmy just told that hot chick he likes Dungeons and Dragons and eats a lot of ham while wearing a glittery cape. Jimmy's a freakin' crack monkey, dude. That's what happens when your mom snorts crack rocks and coffee beans and then goes to the zoo to have unprotected sex with mysterious, hairy blurrs. They held her afterwards and brought her flowers the next day. So I guess it was kind of nice, in an anti-Darwin sort of way.

by Jodi S March 2, 2008

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