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Bones

The name of a particularly skinny individual, made from just skin and bones.

A Bones usually loves spending lengthy periods of time in the sun, and/or tanning himself by other means - i.e. sunbeds.

A Bones has a very unusual diet which consists mainly of salted chips and breaded meats, and/or pizza. Usual allergies include tea; coffee; coke and vegetables.

Oft called by names which rhyme with Bones, i.e. Fones, Zones, Ringtones, Puglet, Sun-lizard.

Often struggles at fantasy football.
"He's all bones that boy"

"Bone-saw's ready"

"Where's Bones?" "Tanning".
by Blackpanther December 13, 2012
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Bone broth

Refers to a viscous and slightly opaque fluid that emanates from an erection.

It is sometimes added to soups and sauces by restaurant workers.

It is an acquired taste. Some proponents argue that drinking pineapple juice enhances the flavor.
Ex 1 - I dun got fire from the Long John Silver's, after I put my bone broth in the tartar sauce.

Ex 2 - I fell asleep watching The Golden Girls and woke up with bone broth spilled in my pants.
by SteviaRayVaughan June 4, 2024
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Stranger Boning

The art of boning strangers once you have had sex with everything you know. In other words, whoring around and getting aids. Good life.
Holy shit, she had sex with everyone here in Detroit. She must be stranger boning now.

Damn that sucks, I already gave her 2 stds.

O shit, I got it from you then!
by niggabitchsluthoe86 May 22, 2014
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bone-smashing

verb -

an form of self-harm to accentuate one's self appearence, most notably their jawline. Branching off looks-maxing, bone-smashing is the action to hammer in one's jawline to its most jaw crackling mews, creating a more sharper toned look, you'll definitely catch all the men in town.
Sean- "look at what my bone-smashing lesson did to my jawline today."

Toeneigh- "is it supposed to be dangling like that?"

Sean- "you wouldn't understand."
by couch truck May 14, 2024
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bone truck

A car that is extremely old, broken, or scary. Also a car that holds multiple illegal mexican workers.
Did you see that dudes bone truck? he definatly had some dead bodies in the trunk.
That man's bone truck must of been from 1888 or something
I saw a bone truck in front of home depot today, it had at least 50 pueblos in there.
by Yofurg131 July 5, 2008
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bone clapper

The process of smacking someone's ass and feeling nothing but bone.
Hey man, just smacked her ass and it was just bone, guess I'm a bone clapper.
by PyroCoconut June 24, 2019
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