Huston texas

Not Huston Texas the city dumbass the Mexican sexy one. He’s hot I would let him tap if u come across Jonathan and Huston you getting butfucked by both of them.

Huston Texas hearts alllllllllyyyyyyy

by Skibidi toilet speaker man December 08, 2023

Smoking on Texas

To smoke a large blunt of some kind

Im smoking on Texas

by Thumbybruh August 28, 2023

texas wheel

tuesday tuesday innit fish n chips bottle of water oi oi oi
tea and crumpets
god save the queen

texas wheel is british

by zhauwneebuoi July 20, 2023

West Texas blinders

When you live in a small West Texas town specifically (Marfa TX) a rural area and haven’t seen hot people in a REALLY long time so you are so blinded from not being In civilization you start to find ugly people, attractive

Did you see Emily with Mark?! She must have her West Texas blinders on he’s a 2 in the city.

by Dillybar66 February 27, 2022

Tough as Texas

Being too cowardly to defend your father, your wife, or yourself.

Somebody left something on my door the other day that said, "Ted Cruz, Tough as Texas." Hahaha, I mean, come on. If somebody called my wife a dog, and said my daddy was in on the Kennedy assassination, I wouldn't be kissing their ass. You stick a finger in their chest and give them a few choice words. Or you drag their ass out by the woodshed and kick their ass, Ted. Come on.. Ted.

by bigotits November 07, 2018

Texas Divorce

A sexual position in which the parties are standing up and tied together with a belt. To qualify as a true Texas Divorce, belt buckle must be at least 5” in diameter.

After we rode the mechanical bull, I took her back to my place for a Texas Divorce.

by LesleeB February 12, 2020

I thought Texas was supposed to be hot

(from folklore)
when someone is glowing brighter than the sun, the sun in this galaxy gets jealous and turns off. the world remains lit by the new star's glorious rays. the only place there is detectable change is in Texas, where the temperature drops dramatically. and so everyone's all 'what I thought Texas was supposed to be hot!' as in 'a new, brighter, more powerful star has been born.'

damn juul pod, you see that shot of Mel @ her new PAYING job?? I thought Texas was supposed to be hot

by whatsawatermelon4 December 07, 2018