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A tu7tle is an internet warrior, who disobeys the laws of 1337 (leet) speak. As you can see, instead of there being an 'r' there is a '7'. Usually a 7 would represent a 'T', so he has clearly failed here. This is why he isn't known on youchoob.
"Hey Steve! Have you seen Tu7tle's new montage?"
"Don't you mean Tur7le? lol"
"No, he's pretty retarded. The 7 is an r"
"Oh lol"
Tu7tle by DEUCES August 16, 2012
Tsrtle is probably the fattest clown I’ve ever meant. This obese minor has a used tampon for a head and the ability to push a substitute teacher to the bring of death! It doesn’t help his name is a Teagan... which is a girls name!
“Hey do you know Tsrtle?”

“Oh you mean the obese kid with the big Afro on his head?”

Yeah that’s him.”
Tsrtle by Tsrtle January 20, 2020
Tortle
Tortle.
Tortle by True fax’s 69 March 24, 2021
A swankie turtle off-breed who can be self conscious but gets along well with many.
Dang is that Turytle?!?!
Turytle by Tury April 26, 2021
Watch Tortlez, he'll get you with that down B!
Tortlez by BurntBoi885 August 29, 2021

Turtlebomb

To deficate upon a person from a distance of one story up or higher.
Tim, "Is that an ass hanging out that 3rd story window?"

Bill, "LOOK OUT! It's a Turtlebomb!"
Turtlebomb by Washudoin January 21, 2009