Wet Sock Energy

A phrase coined by comedian C.A. Kanooble describing someone who is uncomfortable to be around or annoying. How do you feel when you step in something wet in a sock? exactly.

Gerald is not invited to the show, all he offers is wet sock energy and im trying to have a good time.

by thehoeonthego February 9, 2023

Oscar Socking

When you put Oscar Meyer Bologna in a sock and heat it up in the microwave and use it to masturbate with.

Owen was Oscar Socking it because he was lonely and sad.

by Me44longtime October 13, 2023

Sock Clot

a thick mass of coagulated seminal fluid embedded into the fibers of a sock, typically cotton athletic tube socks.

Judy refused to do her son Peter's laundry after finding a hardened sock clot embedded into one o his athletic socks

by MoistCake July 14, 2017

saggy sock

a slut with no morals And will always cheat on there boyfriend

That girl you was with was a saggy sock

by ELLXS March 31, 2017

Hellmanian Sock

The Hellmanian Sock is a Minimalist style of clothing in which the foreskin is put over the testicels. If you wear it you re not naked, because you still wear the Helmanian sock.

Bro why are you naked?

> I’m not naked, i‘m wearing the Hellmanian Sock.

by Thier_x September 20, 2019

Socking off

You have not officially knocked off until you sit on the couch and sock off.

Socking off, Ah, that feels better, I am now socked off for the day.

by Doostick December 11, 2022

Sock Cucker

When you jerk off in one sock and make the other one watch

Thomas is always make his left sock watch him do the nasty with his right sock. What a sock cucker.

by M Land May 21, 2024