When a person doing a social experiment follows a camera man that is walking backwards while explaining the dumb shit that he is going to do.
by definer182 April 19, 2017

A person who eats carbs when hanging out with friends or to feel integrated into social situations. Social carbing means eating carbs occasionally and almost always in groups – often while drinking alcohol. Similar to social smoking, only with carbohydrates.
“I only ever eat carbs when I’m out drinking with my friends. I guess you might call it social carbing.”
by SalvyZ June 17, 2018

People try to show they have an awesome life by posting a ton of staged pics and posting on social media in an attempt to make friends.
Person 1-Man, her life looks amazing! Look at those cool pics!
Person 2-Nah, that's just her social media life, her real life sucks balls.
Person 2-Nah, that's just her social media life, her real life sucks balls.
by dboys194 May 4, 2016

by Shannahan5 October 13, 2016

by Berry Mccociner November 30, 2020

An extremely weak and insecure individual that blocks someone they have an issue with on social media and then proceeds to use that same social media platform to post negative status updates or emotional rants directed at the person(s) they blocked. The social media coward engages in these acts on the assumption that the person(s) they are referencing and taking "shots" at likely will not see posts nor be able to respond.
See also, "Internet Coward"
See also, "Internet Coward"
Jack was dumped by Jill at Starbucks this morning. Afterwards, Jack went home, cried, and posted several status updates on Facebook directed at Jill explaining why he had to break up with her. Being the social media coward that he is, Jack blocked Jill on Facebook so she could not respond and tell the truth, thus Jack was able to successfully play the victim.
by FloorBageo January 21, 2021

The destruction of people’s ability to become socially mature through generations due the increasingly overprotective way we raise our children.
Person 1: I wasn’t allowed to play on the streets in my suburban neighborhood ever when I was a kid!
Person 2: Sounds like social castration!
Person 2: Sounds like social castration!
by gooffahh September 11, 2022
