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social media single

When your girlfriend acts like a single girl on snapchat, Instagram, vine, etc.
"Darn... Jennifer is acting so social media single right now."
by Shannahan5 October 13, 2016
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Social Calliope

Social calliope is another term for social butterflies but it is said to people who are scared of butterflies
John : she's the most popular girl in school, she's a social butterfly

Amanda : You don't know her, she's a social calliope
by TITITIRED May 27, 2017
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Social media

A: Hey, have you seen Donald Trump recently?
B: No, I spend most of my time on Social media.
by crossworder January 12, 2021
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Social Masturbator

A person providing social commentary aimed at enforcing said person's superior knowledge and ethos of current moral / values and that which is politically correct. Social mastrubators are often failed / undiscovered political journalists and band together on social media where the opportunity to point out where a politically incorrect view is raised.
That tweet brought out social masturbators in full force.
by AJ Nel January 20, 2016
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Social Weird-xie

Social Weird-xie (Weird-xie for short) is a type of anxiety, You feel like your acting too weird or odd around people which makes you shut up immediately and just stand there awkwardly.
I have social weird-xie.
Poor you, How was the dance last night then?
I was dancing for a long time until i looked around and everyone was silent, So i felt kinda bad.
Oh cmere. *Hugs*
by vvrainee March 26, 2023
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social mediaception

When someone posts something on one social media outlet, then they screenshot it and put it on a different one, then again, then again
"Hey bro, did you see that chicks post?"
"Ya, wasn't it on Facebook too?"
"Yeah, that's some social mediaception right there!"
by Toxic Rainbow December 24, 2015
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Social Media Coward

An extremely weak and insecure individual that blocks someone they have an issue with on social media and then proceeds to use that same social media platform to post negative status updates or emotional rants directed at the person(s) they blocked. The social media coward engages in these acts on the assumption that the person(s) they are referencing and taking "shots" at likely will not see posts nor be able to respond.

See also, "Internet Coward"
Jack was dumped by Jill at Starbucks this morning. Afterwards, Jack went home, cried, and posted several status updates on Facebook directed at Jill explaining why he had to break up with her. Being the social media coward that he is, Jack blocked Jill on Facebook so she could not respond and tell the truth, thus Jack was able to successfully play the victim.
by FloorBageo January 21, 2021
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