snow cow

Commonly a very overweight young woman or college girl in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan. Due to the excessively long and dark winters, out of sheer boredom, young women tend to consume mass quantities of cheap high calorie dorm food and guzzle buckets of overpriced fruit flavored craft beer while avoiding exercise. These bad habits result in rapid weight gain to the point where the once trim and fit high school senior who is now a college freshman now resembles a Texas heifer in a stockyard.

My old HS girlfriend used to be a super fit cheerleader. After a year in the UP at college, she's a major snow cow who looks like a brown bear about to hibernate.

by Vinnie from Chicago December 30, 2024

donut snow

When an old man scratches his head over another person's anus, sprinkling dandruff onto the outer rim, causing the appearance of a snowy donut.

"My Grandpa and Grandpa were having fun when I heard her begging for donut snow."

by CocaineSloth August 7, 2016

Snow Balls

The act of ejaculating onto another man’s balls.

“David gave me Snow Balls last night”

“I did not need to know that bro”

by zippyclean June 29, 2022

Snow Bunny

a white girl that just dates black guys

dang that’s a nice chick man, but I heard from Tyrone that she is a snow bunny

by dig a lig April 26, 2020

snow 'n blow

When a girl snorts cocaine off of a man's erect penis and then proceeds to give him a blow job.

"Yo man, that Delta Nu gave me a snow 'n blow last night. It was sick." - random frat boy

by FoxyLady69 April 10, 2017

snow whiting

When you are punch drunk and you have an orgy with 7 other people.

" Hey dude, last night was crazy. I went snow whiting."

by Paul Coolwhip March 18, 2016

snow drive

Kissing a guy after road head

Friend: how was the drive

Friend 2: not bad… had a little snow drive after that 6 minute trip.

by French skier March 1, 2022