Mexican Snow Dive

Jumping out of a hottub, rolling around in the snow, then back into hottub.

WEASEL JUST DID A MEXICAN SNOW DIVE, IN 40 BELOW WEATHER, CRAZY GUY.

by anonymous December 30, 2023

grabber snow

The snow will be a very wet snow, making it very difficult to shovel. Move only small amounts of snow with each pass of the shovel, and take frequent breaks. Grabber=you'll have a heart attack moving it and therefore, 'grab' at your chest

You better watch out, that snow is grabber snow. That'll kill a man.

by OpeImAMidwesternGal January 8, 2024

shoveling snow in a blizzard

Doing something that is useless

Dude turned in his homework on time but has a 20% in the class, he’s shoveling snow in a blizzard

by Languist January 9, 2024

KitKat (#1 snow hater)

The #1 twitter snow hater (theyre polish)

gay bitches love eating ice cream KitKat (#1 snow hater)

by KitKatFromX January 12, 2024

snow wife

A wife who likes to be a slut in front of her husband, or rub her sluttiness in his face. The wife likes the liberation of acting like a total slut for any men she chooses, and believes that having a husband shouldn’t inhibit her ability to be fully pleased.

The snow wife enjoyed taunting her husband after getting fucked by a big cock.

by Michael Cox M.D. January 15, 2024

Toblerone in the Snow

Cumming and pooping in your pants simultaneously.

“She was so hot she made me drop a toblerone in the snow.”

by SalemBeeboppo January 15, 2024

Spiritual Snow Day

A day when the soul feels that institutions should be closed. Nature is calling for you to have a day off from work or school, but lacks the proper requisite precipitation to facilitate. May be used in both areas that expect snowfall or not, and is absolutely valid regardless of the season.

Franklin: "My family back home in Jersey just got 8 inches of snow, I'm taking a spiritual snow day."
Franklin's Boss: "I can respect that. See you in the AM."

or

Kelly: "I can't make it in today."
Jeff: "Why not?"
Kelly: "It's a spiritual snow day. They haven't plowed yet, and I can't make it in."
Jeff: "...We're in Flagstaff Arizona, what the heck are you talking about?"
Kelly: "Thanks for understanding, I'll see you tomorrow."

by Spookimaru January 16, 2024