snake

an animal that wont kill you in your sleep contrary to popular belief

p1: have you met p3s snake? p2: yah its the nicest animal ive ever met

by the negotiatr January 2, 2021

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Carpet Snake

A smooth operator who likes to fly under the radar. Comes across as nice and well intentioned but be weary, as soon as the opportunity arises they strike.

Keep them away from the wife.

Don’t give them anything they can use against you to their advantage.

Generally less is more with these types.

Old mate is a real carpet snake, give him nothing because he’ll throw you under the bus

by Chips Magee June 10, 2022

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dirt snake exchange

The act of shitting in another person's asshole and pushing it back and forth

My bro and I went out for a dirt snake exchange.

by Cheeseyweenie March 20, 2025

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Velvet Snake

The Velvet Snake is essentially just a term for a penis which has recently had a lubricant applied to it, and is now soft.

It results in a penis that looks like a smooth "velvety" snake.

Myself: Woah, that sex was amazing, I've gone soft now.
Brenda: You have, lovely little Velvet Snake you've got there *winks*
Myself (offended): LITTLE?!?

by MudderFukcer January 19, 2022

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