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Two Seconds In Jersey.

The fact that anyone weaker than you wouldn't last two seconds in jersey.
Hey Billy whats wrong?", "My mom just passed away....".,"You wouldn't last Two Seconds In Jersey.
by Bmilllz May 20, 2011
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Secondhand Serenade

A one man acoustic "rock" band. Sings as if his balls have yet to drop, even at the age of 26. Music consists of acoustic guitar and piano mostly. Lyrics ALWAYS about his past relationships or mistakes. His fan base consists of boys who claim not to be homosexual and girls who lie to themselves about how bad their lives are in order to relate to his uhhh "real" problems tied within his lyrics. All in all, this so called band is not for either the unwilling or even the willing ears.
Hey, you ever heard of secondhand serenade?

Uhh, oh the one with the guy with his balls stuck in his vagina?
by Marley_reah June 29, 2010
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secondhand grocery shopping

Doing all or part your grocery shopping by taking items from unattended carts. Usually done out of laziness, distance of the item, or tomfoolery.
Rob: Ugghh i forgot to get the eggs, and it's all the way on the other side of the store.

Matt: Don't worry, almost everyone has eggs in their cart.

Rob: Oh, good thinking. I'll just do some secondhand grocery shopping on some sucker's cart.

Matt: Quick, that cart's all alone with the goods!
by ELRAYDENADA April 26, 2009
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secondus

The name Secondus can be describe as the best of all, a greater leader among leaders who’s ready to fight just to win what he needs.
Secondus is also a great lover who loves without boundaries but always gets betrayed for no reason.
Secondus means perfect especially in your political and emotional lifestyle.
Get a Secondus today and cry no more!
Baby please be my secondus and I promise to be Your Secondus
by Investor_Sk_ November 25, 2021
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fajar secondary school

A school where everyone smoke rokok there and nvr tarik, vape all day.

personal experience :
cb i saw auntie flirting with sec 1.
xmm vaping 🐶
should include the word being defined
cb saw xmm vaping, teeth like prison (would advise that person to keep her mask on at all times)
sakongsa school
defined
by mcspicydestoryer69 August 20, 2021
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Preysal Secondary School

Preysal secondary school students does ask the weirdest shit I tell yuh
by Your favorite auntie October 1, 2021
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jurong secondary school

Shit school with shit students. Only good a bit is sports like bball but other than that shit. Absolute shit facilities and students are stupid af
Do uk raja from jurong secondary school. Ya he damn dumb right. Ya sia that dog so dumb never do hw all the time.
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