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salad

She wanted to toss his salad.
by anonymous February 19, 2023
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cesar salad

a joke that became popular amongst fans of the mandela catalogue, the joke originating from the name of a character who appeared first in volume 1 of the mandela catalogue, cesar torres.
random TMC fan: cesar torres more like cesar salad
by hey im here February 20, 2023
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Cunt salad

"She smells like a cunt salad"
*pokes eye* *ow, cunt salad!"
by Eikoxo April 3, 2025
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la salade de la dame

The eating of a cucumber that has just been used to pleasure a woman's vagina and clitoris to the point of orgasm with added virgin olive oil and wine!
Toning darling i fancy eating la salade de la dame. Do we have extra virging oil, wine and a cucumber in stock?
by Eating out69 April 19, 2025
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Noel Salad Loaf

A Noel Salad Loaf is an act of eating someone's ass (Tossing a salad), while they shit (Shitting a loaf). The Noel part of the name is describing it as, the first person to do it. So a Noel Salad Loaf is eating someone's ass while they shit, and the person has never done that before.
Friend- Damn, my girl was so wild last night, she let me Noel Salad Loaf her.
by Midnightwo1f April 20, 2025
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British Salad Dressing

Nickname for the resulting diagnosis of pink eye from having a rival teabag and fart on your face at the same time.
He snuck in and gave Louis the old British Salad Dressing after the raccoon incident… The prank war ended after that.
by DebTheCat April 28, 2025
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