Salad

A dish eaten by only the gayest of men.

"Bro, your eating a salad, you must be gay"

"Your actually so gay, you must eat salad bro"

by upamecano October 26, 2019

Salad

Some usless shit called salad aka rabbit food

Salad is not for humans

by A swedish boy September 05, 2019

Salad

A dish with many vegetables and plants

You cant win friends with it, though

Person 1: You don't like salads?

Person 2: You dont like em either

Person 1: Oh yea

by Krdesafghyfsrfht June 24, 2021

Salad

n. The vegetable bits between the cheeseburger patty and the bun.

Extra bacon, but hold the salad.

by MrLaheysEnabler October 11, 2021

Salad

Something that can be tossed.

I really like my salad tossed.

by Notreat January 15, 2022

Boobie Salad

Boobie (\ˈbü-bē\) (noun)

Salad (\ˈsaləd\) (Noun)

An arrangement, similar to a salad, of boobies in a small ceramic dish and placed on a large pedestal for all to view.

"I love you even more then Boobie Salads!"

by Ndisario95 March 16, 2015

Pear salad

When you cut up pieces of fruit (ideally pears), stuff them up your ass, and shit them into a good friend's mouth.

Yo, I was at Rebecca's house last night when she was having a house party. She was doing a pear salad and I got a heaping spoonfull

by pearsalad December 06, 2023