a red pube

The smallest increment of measurement in relation to distance or time. An infinitesimal amount of measurement of closeness.

In relation to a smidge, smidgeon, and skosh, a red pube is the smallest measurement.

You're just a red pube away from getting zocked in the balls.
I'm just a red pube short of giving a fuck.

by PONDERINGWHATIMPONDERINGPINKY January 15, 2017

Big red

A code name for one of the best looking guys in the world

Did you see big red walking in the hall yesterday he’s amazing. Definitely my favorite color

by BigColors April 28, 2020

red snow

Its the snow that isn't a strawberry flavored snow cone.

Who knows what happend in that snow.

1: Hey you heard about "red snow?"
2: No, but I'm most certain it isn't a flavored snow cone.

by superduck83 February 11, 2021

red slushee

When an individual shits blood in the snow.

Jimmy took a break from building a snowman to make a red slushee behind a bush.

by *!SlamWi53!* August 16, 2017

Red Diamond

An undershot of a vagina. The name comes from the red labia and the diamond shape that is formed when they are pressed between a woman’s thick thighs.

I love when she sits that red diamond on my face

by Mega Hemroids November 4, 2020

Red Stag

Red, as in a hot n sexy mafucka. Stag, as in stag& vixen.

Shante, you see my man Dez over there? He my Red Stag. Our sex life be like hashtag , Mind. Blown. Oh hay gurl!!!

by BrahmanAtman July 14, 2019

Red Hood

Elitist in the Marine Corp who over exceeds in the United States Marine Corp Sniper Academy. Never misses a shot and will camp in any weather to hit his target.

Wow. That cadet sure left him with a RED HOOD after that shot to the dome.

by Rob Furlong May 28, 2020