gape the womans ass and then shit in it then come on her shitty gaping hole thus being an Alaskan hot pocket
by Eric T. Mike S. September 9, 2010
Get the alaskan hot pocketmug. n.) A miniature red ball with a slight spongy texture--originated from a ping pong paddle toy.
n.) A statement used to lure or signal intense infatuation amongst one another.
n.) A phrase to also say, "Hey. I would love to have sexual intercourse with you."
n.) A statement used to lure or signal intense infatuation amongst one another.
n.) A phrase to also say, "Hey. I would love to have sexual intercourse with you."
"The Buddha protects the ball in my pocket."
"Your eyes are so beautiful. It almost looks like the ball in my pocket."
"You left your ball in my pocket. Come and get it."
"Your eyes are so beautiful. It almost looks like the ball in my pocket."
"You left your ball in my pocket. Come and get it."
by Fiona Lardskosksphe May 8, 2009
Get the Ball in my pocketmug. Person 1: How did last night go with Stacy?
Person 2: She was nasty. She made me do the Devil’s Hot Pocket
Person 2: She was nasty. She made me do the Devil’s Hot Pocket
by Jim Pickins July 11, 2021
Get the Devil’s Hot Pocketmug. A variation of the Mexican lawnmower where the man eats hearty diet of prunes and bean burritos all while wearing an ass plug for about 3 days. During sex, the woman ties a rope around the ass plug and similarly to the Mexican lawnmower, the ass plug is ripped straight from his ass and a shotgun blast of shit and flatulatory matter is launched as far as 7 feet. It can be enhanced by adding 100 proof vodka to the concoction of liquid fecal matter shortly before pulling the rope, creating a fiery molten volcanic eruption of shit just like a real volcano in Hawaii.
Guy 1: I did the Hawaiian Hot Pocket with my bae last night.
Guy 2: That’s fucking rad dude, how’d it go?
Guy 1: It went pretty well until we caught the neighbors tree on fire. They thought it was a real volcano and we had to evacuate the city.
Guy 2: That’s fucking rad dude, how’d it go?
Guy 1: It went pretty well until we caught the neighbors tree on fire. They thought it was a real volcano and we had to evacuate the city.
by Leprechaun Circle Jerkle October 7, 2021
Get the Hawaiian Hot Pocketmug. by Louisville Marie February 1, 2008
Get the Out Tha Pocketmug. When you're hitting it from the back and she says "harder!" and then you throw a rock at her face, thus resulting in her running away like a mouse.
I was smashing Sharqueefa and then proceeded to exclaim "Rock Pocket Mouse!" She quickly scurried away and then I chased her down the hallway.
by BurningOrphans April 6, 2017
Get the rock pocket mousemug. The act of putting your cell phone on vibrate and shoving it into a girls ass, calling it, and before it reaches voicemail she forces it out on your face
by Phil cobbler July 6, 2016
Get the alabama pocket dialmug.