gape the womans ass and then shit in it then come on her shitty gaping hole thus being an Alaskan hot pocket
by Eric T. Mike S. September 9, 2010
Get the alaskan hot pocketmug. A variation of the Mexican lawnmower where the man eats hearty diet of prunes and bean burritos all while wearing an ass plug for about 3 days. During sex, the woman ties a rope around the ass plug and similarly to the Mexican lawnmower, the ass plug is ripped straight from his ass and a shotgun blast of shit and flatulatory matter is launched as far as 7 feet. It can be enhanced by adding 100 proof vodka to the concoction of liquid fecal matter shortly before pulling the rope, creating a fiery molten volcanic eruption of shit just like a real volcano in Hawaii.
Guy 1: I did the Hawaiian Hot Pocket with my bae last night.
Guy 2: That’s fucking rad dude, how’d it go?
Guy 1: It went pretty well until we caught the neighbors tree on fire. They thought it was a real volcano and we had to evacuate the city.
Guy 2: That’s fucking rad dude, how’d it go?
Guy 1: It went pretty well until we caught the neighbors tree on fire. They thought it was a real volcano and we had to evacuate the city.
by Leprechaun Circle Jerkle October 7, 2021
Get the Hawaiian Hot Pocketmug. When you use a hot pocket as a flashlight and the insides get jammed in your urethra, so you have someone give you a blow job and they get a snack.
by Kelskosh November 17, 2016
Get the Hot Pocket Strawmug. by ïïï March 11, 2019
Get the Alabama Hot Pocketmug. by Louisville Marie February 1, 2008
Get the Out Tha Pocketmug. When you have a side girl or girl that is under 5'3 and weighs 100lb or less and their easily carriable wherever you go. Their very convenient for a quickie.
John: I used Sarah my Human pocket pussy after a long day of work to let off some sexual frustration of looking at all these 8+ girls.
David: Damn, maybe i need one of those to.
David: Damn, maybe i need one of those to.
by SexySauce October 11, 2021
Get the Human pocket pussymug. When you're hitting it from the back and she says "harder!" and then you throw a rock at her face, thus resulting in her running away like a mouse.
I was smashing Sharqueefa and then proceeded to exclaim "Rock Pocket Mouse!" She quickly scurried away and then I chased her down the hallway.
by BurningOrphans April 6, 2017
Get the rock pocket mousemug.