Potato

The best thing to have ever been made. It’s a food from the heavens.

Person 1: You made me a potato for lunch!!!!!!!
Person 2: We eat this ever meal every day I’m sick of it.
Person 1: What did you just say...
Person 2: I said I’M SICK OF POTATOES!
Person 1: You have 5 seconds to run before I kill you.

by ΔPotato GodΔ June 21, 2019

Roast Beef & Mashed Potato

Hardcore gay sex

"I am going to have roast beef & mashed potato tonight!" - Jack

"Okay wear protection" - Jake

by RandomPayneTrain October 11, 2022

potato

that a word to describe someone that is lazy and fat and an introvert. these people like to be indoors watching movies and being lazy like usual.

i am a lazy potato.

by @the.realest.riley December 12, 2018

Mumbai potato toss

The sexual act of making a man ejaculate by only fondelling his balls

She gave me a Mumbai potato toss last night. She didn’t even touch my shaft and I jizzed

by Wheels127 February 19, 2022

potato chip

a type of dildo

don't ask questions (potato chip)

by Cumgis Khan January 7, 2023

Potato

An adjective used to describe cute people!
Or an insult making fun of peoples weight.

Cute way

Mia: Oh my gosh, Eggo is such a kawaii potato

Rude way

Ashley: Eww what an ugly potato

by Izzat._.HoneyJals September 30, 2019

Potato

1. A starchy root vegetable

2. A computer, machine or connection that is lacking in processing power or speed

3. A bland, plain person.

1. "I love me a baked potato"

2. "bro this video is like 2 fps. are you running this on a potato"

3. "I'm such a potato"

by arandomlurker January 6, 2025