egg hunting

When someone is looking/seeking something that they'll never find.

"all these base heads out here egg hunting no Easter" "Stop egg hunting lil bro"

by djkiddrich203 July 22, 2016

69 egg yolks

When you are introduced to someone

69 egg yolks, pleased to meet you.

by Debskelly1985 December 2, 2023

half-baked egg

A hair-brained retargerous idea, formulated by a half sane individual

Lol, you lunatic, what half-baked egg did you come up with today?

by Sexydimma April 24, 2021

eggs benedict arnold

1. Prepare Eggs Benedict as normal.
2. Add male ejaculate to the hollandaise.
3. Serve with a smile.

"Yo, Jimmy. How you like them eggs benedict arnold?"

by HaikuScoop December 1, 2023

Egg

A female that has a build of an egg like shape and has acne all over her face and a huge forehead. Generally this is an insult.

Person 1: Did you hear that the girl with all the ache, the huge forehead, and looks like a oval got in a crash?
Person 2: oh, what happend to the egg?

by Football master July 15, 2020

Dirt Egg

Deriving from an individual, usually found sleeping in a parking lot, who frequently eats hard boiled eggs. One of which has been peeled and has fallen onto the ground and rolled through a soft, fine dirt; and despite his or her best efforts cannot be cleaned. Obviously the individual eats the egg and occasionally feels guilty of his or her actions, occasionally.

Logan, its been a month and you haven't moved from that lot, I get skiing is cool and being a ski bum is solid but don't turn into a dirt egg.

by Dirt Egg Man November 7, 2018

World Record Egg

A plain brown egg named Eugene that beat Kylie Jenner for most liked post on Instagram in February 2019, and is a mental health advocate.

Josh: Hey Zach, did you like the egg?
Zach: World Record Egg? Heck yeah, obviously! #EggGang!

by GuysTwilightSucksOk June 16, 2019