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Jacking Off

When a man who looks like their name is Jack. Just goes off on someone when they are really mad. And puts their hand into a fist and starts shaking it with rage.
Bro I think Jack is about to start Jacking Off.
by VerticalCouchLVR May 24, 2021
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blasting off

henry was in the bathroom for a long time. i bet he was blasting off
by plasticbaglover March 13, 2019
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Nin-off

A spray that repels annoying ninjas especially when being mauled. Can you say KO? :D
For example...
Kisame: "That thing is still bugging you?"
Itachi: "Yeah... it's been here since yesterday." Apparently Sasuke, Itachi's younger brother, is mauling his head.
Kisame: "Then try... THIS!" Kisame reveals Nin-off then sprays it on Sasuke.
Sasuke: "..." Gags then falls off Itachi
Itachi: "Thanks!"
Kisame: "No prob!"
by Anjay A May 20, 2008
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fahk off

A phrase used by those who are slightly on the stranger side as they don't just say "fuck off" but instead must resort to "fahk off". It can be seen as a less harsh version and may be used in times of stress.
Julian: Have you remembered your French?
Oriane: I still can't remember so just fahk off!
Julian: Jeez I was only asking :(
by FahkOffSquad February 13, 2015
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Fist off

If challenged to a fist off: when the music stops while playing musical chairs, look to person to your immediate left and promptly punch them in the butt with enough force to penetrate their anus. The first person to bleed is out. Then Repeat.
I wonder if kids in elementary challenge each other to fist off when they play musical chairs. I also wonder if the teacher participates.
by xBatman_Unboundx January 7, 2015
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Plop Off

When two people are sitting in adjacent restroom stalls waiting for the other person to drop the first turd. If no one deploys their first bomb after several minutes, a plop off is underway.
Hey Carl, where have you been the last 20 minutes?

The restroom. I got caught in a plop off with some guy wearing penny loafers.
by His Royal Phatness October 9, 2013
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Bauer-Off

"Yo dude what are you up to for the night?"

"I think I'm gonna shower, Bauer, then start drinking."

"Come on, always Bauer-Off before the shower."

"Yeah, you're right."
by Mellamokyle April 14, 2009
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