Getting your long johns jimmy'd

Similar to getting stank on your hang low. However, this phrase refers to the flap commonly found on the hind quarters of flannel "long johns." To be on the receiving end of anal intercourse.

After noticing the sly look on his face Dan asked, "James are you getting your long johns jimmy'd?"

by Markusftr June 8, 2017

how long should i keep the poopy in

duct tape

me: hey doc i got another question for you i know you really liked the last one how long should i keep the poopy in like how long should i keep the duct tape in

by doccuh April 24, 2022

Too long in the shower

Too long in the shower: the act of passing out in the shower and nearly drown yourself after clogging the drain

"Heard about that guy who took too long in the shower" " yeah I heard he nearly died "

by Boredom888 June 10, 2018

Long John Silvered

When a girl swings in and lands on your sword as if a pirate attacking from one ship to another.

“Yo, this crazy chick I was with last night Long John Silvered me.”

by RealCfan March 18, 2023

Long

Who the fuck names their child this?

"Hey! have you seen Long?"
"No, I think he left earlier."

by friss June 28, 2023

Long arms

Racial slur for people of color, stemming from African or South American decent.

Those damn long arms and their watermelon I tell you hwhat.

by Cuntry blmpkn May 17, 2023

Les Long

If you are named Les Long you do not appreciate the humor and charm that your wife possesses. If you don't start appreciating the gift she is in your life, you will lose her to someone less grumpy.

He is such a Les Long and he doesn't even know she's got one foot out the door.

by Iloveadamsapples August 19, 2017