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goth vs. emo vs. chav vs. detroit ghetto

Emo is basically the bottom of the food chain here.
Emos hate themselves, goths hate everyone else.
A Chav is a british wigger, they are also recognizably stupid.
A Detroit Ghetto is a black person who carries more weapons and drugs then his coat can fit.
Goths are all black. Emos are goths with circus colors and an estrogen overdose. Goths are actually bigger life haters then emos but they have balls and deal with shit.
In the united kingdom Chavs and Emos are rivals
The Chav is picking on the Emo and a goth comes by, so the Chav thinks 'Oh, another Emo' so the Chav attempts to pick on the Goth who takes out a half inch syringe and proceeds to beat the living hell out of the Chav. After the Chav is dead from pinstab wounds the Emo praises the Goth like they are holy or something. Then the Goth who is totally annoyed fills the syringe with yellow asbestos liquid and leaves a small air pocket. Then says it's Heroin and sends the Emo off who dies several seconds later. Then the Detroit Ghetto guy walks in and then opens his coat which a rocket launcher is hidden in takes out a bag of cocaine but is actually sweet and low. In the end the Goth is dead and the Detroit Ghetto goes back home and then a team of fat and vice cops investigate and 6 months later they can only speculate that it was a homicide.
Goth Vs. Emo Vs. Chav Vs. Detroit Ghetto
by Brents2 August 30, 2007
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ghetto spread is what you make in jail when you cant afford the ingredients for a real spread
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ghetto comeuppance

Fuck With The Hood, And You Get Your Comeuppance. If you fuck around with everyone in a hood/ghetto like place, Everyone from the hood collectively will come and jump you. i. e. Your Comeuppance.
“David! Send help! All these guys are chasing me!”

“What’s going on?”

“I messed with the guys at midtown and-“

“Yeah no. That’s just your Ghetto Comeuppance.”
by 46754568833467785432257 September 22, 2023
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Ghetto Rich

When a person of low financial ability, usually due to poor self control, laziness and/or all out pure stupidity, comes into large sum of money (Example: "Income tax refund, accident settlement, inheritance, etc.") and lives like a King/Queen for a short period of time. Spending the money on crap they do not need nor can normally afford, instead of saving the money or paying of debts like a responsible adult would do.

This term is most used to define those who live in the "Ghetto" or otherwise known as the poor area of town. The people most referred to by this term are the following: 1. Mothers who have 3+ children with ADD (All Different Daddies) who live off child support and the government welfare system, drug addicts, alcoholics , etc.
Damn girl friend, your ghetto rich for a minute. (misuse of the word "your" was intentional.)

That b*tch got his settlement from that accident. He Ghetto Rich now and be broke as a b*tch next week.
by Dizfunkshunal August 18, 2022
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Ghetto Cream

Ghetto cream is that whip cream stuff in big containers that are very thick and are disgusting.
Molly: "Hey guys I got some whipped cream at Walmart!"
Nathan: "That ain't whipped cream that's ghetto cream."
Molly: "Yeah Yeah whatever Nathan."
by Idiotic Duckyyyy April 10, 2021
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ghetto copywrite

When you send your own stuff certified to yourself and don't open it
I made this album and ghetto copywrite incase I get famous
by anonymous January 28, 2024
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Ghetto snow

When you jerk off on someone else's Christmas tree without their knowledge, when it dries up hard and crusty it gives the appearance that it has snow and icicles on it.
Hey bro, let's go to Randy's house and make some ghetto snow!
by Dump truck December 8, 2016
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