A group of lowly cougars who use books as an excuse to get HAMMERED. It all starts with a little "sip" of wine, next thing you know they're pissing on police cars and your son Burt is contemplating using his Luger on you. Often confused with an actual exchange of literary opinions, this is a full blown cougar frat party; a proverbial last hoorah before menopause hits. It's a way to keep pussies wet and livers even wetter. FUCK OUR KIDS LETS GET HAMMERED!!!
P.S. Fuck you dude (mom)!!! I'm just trying to jerk off and watch my anime in peace!!!!!
P.S. Fuck you dude (mom)!!! I'm just trying to jerk off and watch my anime in peace!!!!!
"Girls!!! I can feel my cervix shriveling up, its time for a 'book club meeting'. Lets fucking shit on the floor and turn our kids into sluts and losers (pipe fitter)."
"Peotone can make the dampest pussy dry as a FUCKING BONE! Lets convene for some smut and everclear in my family living room, and tell our kids it's 'book club'.
"Its time for the flood gates to open (alcohol cabinet/pussies), lets call the neighborhood milfs for a 'Book Club' meeting, its that time of the month again."
"Peotone can make the dampest pussy dry as a FUCKING BONE! Lets convene for some smut and everclear in my family living room, and tell our kids it's 'book club'.
"Its time for the flood gates to open (alcohol cabinet/pussies), lets call the neighborhood milfs for a 'Book Club' meeting, its that time of the month again."
by Noah Cuthbertson April 10, 2025
Get the Book Clubmug. The fan club is a group of strange girls who spam each other Drarry pics. that is the ship of harry and Draco. they also have fans, hence the name. They consist of Green buddy number 1, emma snow(Draco's gf), and Garfield.
by DRACOMSWIFE November 26, 2019
Get the Fan club of a placemug. 1. the act of going to a club or series of clubs in a single night, usually with friends
2. the act of brutally destroying people who are less skilled or experienced than you in a competitive setting, particularly in video games; comes from the act of clubbing seals while hunting
2. the act of brutally destroying people who are less skilled or experienced than you in a competitive setting, particularly in video games; comes from the act of clubbing seals while hunting
1. "Yeah, me and the boys went clubbing last night, but the scene was pretty wack."
2. "I clubbed some people yesterday in Counter Strike. They had no idea what they were doing, it was hilarious."
2. "I clubbed some people yesterday in Counter Strike. They had no idea what they were doing, it was hilarious."
by speg379 October 7, 2020
Get the clubbingmug. by resses puffs in my bowl May 31, 2017
Get the toe sucking clubmug. When a stripper puts her mouth on your penis and or testicles or all of the above, pants on, and breathes and vibrates your penis. Giant cock tease, but it is the strip club legal version of a traditional hummer.
I had a giant case of blue balls after the strip club hummers I got during all those lap dances at the Gold Club in dirty BR.
by Jamacha October 9, 2023
Get the strip club hummermug. A game made back in the early 2010's. It is where people express their art, memes, and more. You can socialize with other members and look at their jobs and projects. You can win awards and earn likes to gain popularity.
by Ur 3 MoMs GaY April 11, 2019
Get the Doodle Clubmug. The catch-all term for the place you go when:
-you and your friends want to party dry,
-you don't want to go to an actual club it's too loud,
-you don't want to be around too many drunk and unruly people,
-you don't like large crowds or loud music.
The term for that perfect spot where eligible bachelors and proper Christians and Mormons mingle with each other for an evening of safe, chaperoned fun without alcohol, drugs, loud music or rowdy crowds.
-you and your friends want to party dry,
-you don't want to go to an actual club it's too loud,
-you don't want to be around too many drunk and unruly people,
-you don't like large crowds or loud music.
The term for that perfect spot where eligible bachelors and proper Christians and Mormons mingle with each other for an evening of safe, chaperoned fun without alcohol, drugs, loud music or rowdy crowds.
Eric: What should we do this weekend?
Rob: Want to hit the clubs?
Eric: I can't, man. I have Church Sunday morning.
Rob: Should we Club Condo?
Eric: You know it, bro!
Rob: Want to hit the clubs?
Eric: I can't, man. I have Church Sunday morning.
Rob: Should we Club Condo?
Eric: You know it, bro!
by joffreybaratheon1 April 22, 2025
Get the Club Condomug.