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I'm sorry, I can hear that I've made you quite upset.

I'll tell them I never wanted it.
I'll tell them who you are to me.
I'll tell them that I'm safe with you.
I'll tell them...

"That man is my husband, the one person that has always been there for me, the one person that has always kept me safe, the one person who has always helped me through everything... Is the one person I can't talk to. The person I need I'm not allowed to see..."
I'm sorry, we have a duty of care, our primary roll is to make sure you're safe, the severity of these allegations-
"Have you ever done ICE?"
No...
"Well then with all due respect, how can you be the judge on someone's character when you've never experienced what it's like on that day, that mindset-"
I may never have personally experienced it but I have seen, quite closely, the effects of the substance and am very aware of it's effects. I know this is disappointing to hear, but we can't just wave a magic wand and make it all disappear, even if you retract your statement the allegations and severity of the case is so extreme and we have a duty of care to you.
I'm sorry, I can hear that I've made you quite upset.
by S.W.A.L.K.J.F.P.J.P. October 13, 2023
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An Escalator Can Never Break

An underrated (and very true) joke by comedian Mitch Hedberg (1968-2005).
An escalator can never break - it can only become stairs.
by Ubeenbamboozledson May 23, 2022
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Can you guys assign me a Cajun French name?

Maybe you guys can assign me a Cajun French name and then I can try to learn the French language and have children with a Cajun girl?
Can you guys assign me a Cajun French name?
by Death Menace September 24, 2022
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Can I have a box of smarties?

Canadian: Can I have a box of smarties?
American: AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
by it's about drive it's about... November 12, 2021
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Vergil hires Vergil's brother and Vergil's son to defeat Vergil so that Vergil can become Vergil.
Vergil hires Vergil's brother and Vergil's son to defeat Vergil so that Vergil can become Vergil.
by The motivated son of sparda October 22, 2025
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cuz i can

why did you do that?
you:cuz i can!
by yeyepena123 October 22, 2019
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Can Of Corn's Hellstrom

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Can Of Corn's Hellstrom
by SuchBackSmacker March 15, 2025
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