i have depression so sad

when people seek attention online

*chatroom*
player1: i have depression so sad
player2: sad

by jaia4life April 7, 2021

can i have a bite

A phrase used to ask for a small portion of food, but actually, the person saying it wants to to devour it. Often used jokingly or playfully among friends.

person 1: yo can i have a bite
person 2: oh yeah just a bite
person 1: (proceeds to EAT THAT SHI WHOLE)

by macedoniabest June 8, 2025

If YOu Take 8 Benadryls YOu will Not Have Ezcema ANymore

If YOu Take 8 Benadryls YOu will Not Have Ezcema ANymore

If YOu Take 8 Benadryls YOu will Not Have Ezcema ANymore

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 30, 2025

i have something to say

When you see someone so sexy, but they’re so close to you that you have to be discreet.

*with friend at lunch and you see a sexy daddy munch man* “I have something to say”

by ILSDMUNCHING May 31, 2024

Have an issue, here's a tissue.

When you're crying, someone will kindly offer a tissue to wipe your tears on.

Tiffany: (lisping) ARRGH!! This Snapchat update SUCKS!! (cries)
Teacher: (gives Tiffany a tissue) You have an issue, here's a tissue.

Tiffany: *blushes*

Tiffany: (takes off her glasses, wipes her tears with the tissue, cleans her glasses with that tissue and then puts her glasses back on.)
Tiffany: (sniffles, blows nose on that same tissue)

by babypiratesnapchat2 February 1, 2023

have

i have a gay son and he is very gay , actually so gay that i became gay , booty is gay too , gay ?

im having a gay son

i have ligma

Osama fudly have a small dick

by im a faggot cunt May 15, 2019

can't a guy have a shit

an excuse used by a fat slob you work with to get out of doing any work

Don was asked to do a simple task to which he replied , can't a guy have a shit!!

by jazzem December 8, 2021