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Uptown fuck

Sex with a posh person
Person 1. That guy is such a rah, not sure I want to sleep with him.

Person 2. Why not? Everyone knows uptown fuck gon give it to ya
by Get your coat you've pauled January 17, 2015
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fucking windows

An emotion one feels which lies somewhere between smashing one's own computer hardware and smashing one's own head against the wall.
(Windows has stopped working due to an unexpected, unrecoverable, and unknown error)..."Fucking windows"

(Are you really, really, really, really sure you want to do that?)..."YES! Fucking windows"
by b1nary.atr0phy February 3, 2012
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Chicken Fucked

The cowardly act of not paying monies owed.
Howard lost the bet, and that bitch Chicken Fucked me out of the 20 bones.
by P. Niss & Ben Dover August 23, 2008
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Warp Fuck

A hookup that fails to make you cum so it “never happened
John: “Did you fuck Ashly?”
Luke: “I warp fucked Ashly.”
by TheGlizzyGoblin September 1, 2020
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fuck nesting

v. 1. being involved in a naked cuddle puddle which often, but not always, includes varied forms of fornication

2. preparing layers of blankets and pillows at any location in the fashion of a Fuck Nest, mostly with intentions of intercourse with one or more persons.

3. The act of fucking in said Fuck Nest.
"That goblin is so cute, piling up those animal skins. They must be planning to raid a brothel tonight, because I have seen several others fuck nesting."

"There were so many writhing bodies fuck nesting."
by Vythel May 14, 2014
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flop and fuck

You know those stupid foam chairs that you can buy at Wal-Mart and they open up to a shitty bed.
"My roommate has a flop and fuck, go ahead and open it up and sleep on it tonight, I don't care if you fuck a midget on it."
by Michael Richards 69666544 January 29, 2008
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Fuck Minute

Fuck Minutes are the minutes in life where you had just missed a big "minute".

This includes 4:21, 11:12, etc.
Jesus dude, i was having a horrible day and then i looked at the clock to see a Fuck Minute.

11:12 FTL
by BS-Man August 30, 2010
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