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dick wrap

Toilet paper or tissue used to wrap up your dick after sex. It keeps your drawers from being soaked from ur own jizz.
After screwing that trick last night I went in her bathroom to get some tissue for a dick wrap.
by Cartright September 6, 2005
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Dick Mitten

adj: a very warm, hair covered vagina.

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My penis was getting cold when your mom was giving me a hand-job so I put it in her dick mitten to warm up.
by David Williams September 12, 2005
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rat dick

a demeaning term used to describe someone whose penis size would otherwise be considered miniscule
Shut up rat dick!
Hey rat dick, go suck a nut you cockgobbler.
by Lee Boy March 9, 2003
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Dick Bush

1. Grandson of Dick Cheney and George Bush, destined to be a future U.S. President.

2. Slang for future Republican Presidential/VP tag teams.
Dick Bush will be our future President no matter how we vote.
by Ethan Hunt May 26, 2006
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dick lips

Used to describe a females full, lush lips. In consideration of how it would feel to receive oral sex from her.
"She has nice dicklips."
by the devil made me do it February 22, 2003
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coke-dick

This happens after use of cocaine, and, makes the penis unable to become hard.Or it is then it's not, or, it's not then it is.
There I was with this really hot chick and I was so frustrated.....I had the coke-dick, the only option was to wait... Wait and hope she doesn't leave before I comedown.
by Les Pance May 16, 2005
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Urban Dicks

People who spend all their time on Urban Dictionary
Jeff and Rob didnt go to the club last night cuz they're urban dicks.
by DREKKKKKKKKKKKKK January 10, 2009
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