Flat Fat

When a really obese people loses a ton of weight in a short amount of time, making their appearance seem pinched or unnaturally small

Damn dude, John's wife lost 300 lbs in a week! What a flat fat!

by Ding_Dong_Long_Schlong December 12, 2016

fat chef

When your food dosent come out for a while it's because a fat chef made it then ate it so they had to make it again.

Damn we must have a fat chef in the kitchen we have been here for 4 hours

by sexyman56 January 30, 2016

fat zoong

really really really good WEED

I'm biffing a fat zoong

by Timon112 March 1, 2016

fat chops

Northern English term for a big fat lad with a big fat face. Chops are cheeks.

It means fat face.

'Oi, fat chops, when you've stop stuffing the remainder of that kebab into your trap the taxi's waiting'

by Fat Chops March 16, 2016

Fat bitch

A fat ass lady who get off the couch and eats tocas and Doritos all day

Get if the damn couch .fat bitch -I can’t I’m hungry

by Crackheadboy November 22, 2018

Fat cunt

A Fat Cunt is a human that is a cunt and is fat.

"listen up here you fat cunt"

by 7H30NE July 14, 2017

Fat Shitlard

A word only used for the most disgusting and gross human walking the earth.

Luke you're so gross you Fat Shitlard.

by Fat Shitlard August 14, 2017