Egg

The best thing to exist in the entirety of mankind.
An egg is the most efficient way to eat children, while I usually like eating human fetuses I do enjoy me a good egg.

I love eggs almost as much as I love committing tax evasion!

by DieselDeletus December 13, 2022

Egg

Steakwad (the bald guy that weighs 40 pounds)

yo this egg is obese af

by XxSarventexX_90 October 6, 2025

Poached eggs

The spilling of man seed in a hot shower, bath, sink, hot tub, kettle, resulting in a poached egg like substance sticking to your leg hairs and surroundings.

"here mate I poached eggs in my mum's footspar last night"

by anonymous September 2, 2021

egg nelson

a great name for a stick insect

Egg nelson has a baby! She is called bacon nelson!

by don't judge me for pet names September 12, 2021

EGG

An abbreviation used in online gaming. Meaning "extra good game", it is used for when GG is simply too boring.

*round ends*
Player 1: GG
Player 2: EGG
P1: WTF is EGG?
P2: extra good game, my dude
P1: Oh, okay. EGG then.

by Z1dan August 25, 2023

egg bag

Ovary

Now that I hit menopause my egg bags are empty.

by Terminable state August 13, 2024

Road Eggs

Beer to go

Grab a few road eggs and lets hit the road!

by Kasee123 January 16, 2023