David

David is a fatty and he is matejas bitch

When david talks you just say shut up fatty

by Matejaberic January 25, 2022

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david torres

David is known to be the attraction and self centered but has a soft spot when it comes to love. David has curly hair and brown eyes. Ofc skates. He is into juice wrld and x. He has the best looks. He’s a Leo. Always supportive when it comes to someone needing their support. He has the prettiest eyes. He has potential and everyone should know it too. His laugh brings many memories. He is funny when it comes to a joke contest. He watches anime. He’s around average height. His smile lights up anyone from being sad to happy. David is everything a woman and a friend could ask for.

-Hey did you see David torres ?

Yea I did. David is at the skatepark.

by 767haze September 13, 2021

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David

David is a crazy motherfucker, gay, who loves to fight and gives warning shoots

Oh no David gave me warning shoots!

by tuamadre November 22, 2021

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David

A David is smart and funny and he gives you looks and tries to meet your eyes he likes girl with the first letter k and L he will try to impress you .And he loves it when you are feisty and he will love to have s with you .And when you want to break up he will accept your decision. Like my David he is loyal funny and loves it when I comfort him when he is sad and will try to pretend to be sad to make you feel bad and give him a hug .I love my David even though I act like I don’t

Girl number 1 I want David to be my boyfriend

Spectator doesn’t get him
Girl number 1 He is to in love and loyal with Lauren

by Lolen ca ggsm February 23, 2021

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david belford

the guy that shit himself😌

“did you hear what happened to david belford?”
“yea❤️“

by puzzyslayer1884 July 19, 2020

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Taking a David

To pass a bowel movement at work. Taking a shit, crap, poop, or dropping beans off at the tortilla bowl.

Man, I got to go take a huge david before I begin work.

I'm on david number 2 already and it's not even noon.

Taking a david is the best way to get paid for pooping at work.

by Bigdullytruck31 March 20, 2024

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