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Northwest College

Supposedly a College in northern and possibly even western Wyoming. many people attend Northwest to prepare their bodies for the reality of leaving the simulation. through means of alcohol poisoning and parental disappointment.
"yeah man I went to Northwest College."

"hmmmmmm that explains the DUI."
by Mildly upset Max February 11, 2019
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college cheese

The way some people with a southern accent tend to say cottage cheese.
Michigander: What's that you've got in that elliptical glass dish?
Georgian: That's just some college cheese!
Michigander: Oh yeah, what university did it come from?
Georgian: No, I mean curds and whey! You know, that stuff Little Miss Muffet was eating while sitting on that tuffet!
Michigander: Oh, you mean cottage cheese!
Georgian: That's what I said, college cheese!
by Seshie February 15, 2019
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Somerville College

I'm so happy at Somerville College, everyone is friendly and the site is wonderful!
by AnneL89 September 2, 2018
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hull college

Educational establishment in the city of Kingston-upon-Hull offering courses for those aged 14+. Comprising a 14-16 college, Further Education college and Higher Education centre for the Open University, the Hull campus is bustling with inactivity. The “Hull College Group” also somehow manage to ‘operate’ colleges in Goole and Harrogate.

Famously known for ‘losing’ £10m whilst the Chief Executive went on ‘gardening leave’ in 2017, the institution suffers from worsening money problems and dropping student numbers and satisfaction rates.

The HE centre is overshadowed by a real HE provider, the University of Hull, which results in course leaders having to play dirty, lying to prospective students, in order to ensure their application. This, however, should not be regarded as their fault and they are simply safeguarding their jobs and families for another year, as if a course doesn’t get enough students, it is simply terminated and any existing students are abandoned.

Are you unqualified, lazy, incapable, and generally just want a degree that says you have a degree? Hull College is the place for you.
“Where did you attend University?”
“Oh, in Hull.”
“It’s nice there, I looked at Hull University
*cringes and hopes no further questions are asked*

“I studied at Hull School of Performing Arts”
“I’ve not heard of that one.”
“Yeah, it’s sadly part of Hull College.”
by Jeremy Beautiful Chest March 25, 2018
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college major

What you will study most in college. Usually pertains to one's dream job
For my college major I am gonna choose medicine
by Admirable Kitten June 22, 2019
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rice college

rice college is a borinnngggg school with borrinnnggggg teachers but overall you make great friends and enjoy it
i hate rice college but i have loads of friends
by anonimus ~and i oop- June 23, 2019
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Newton College

A really boring school that is just used to milk the money from you.
Wow, Newton College just spent money on a new parking lot and not for some fans in the theatre.

I know right!?

They should actually use the money for useful things
by Happylama25 July 10, 2019
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