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juju bag

A small leather bag, sometimes a dried scrotum from an unfortunate animal (or person), used by West African Witch Doctors to store their potions/chicken bones etc.
"Dave, get another round in mate, my mouth is drier than a West African Witch Doctors chamois leather Juju bag".
by Killick Stoker September 14, 2013
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Vag Bag

It's like when a boy Tea Bags someone, except it's when a girl does it, with a vagina instead of a penis.
girl:VAG BAG!!!
boy: ahhh man. you just tea bagged me with your vagina.
girl: and it's called a VAG BAGG!!

Group of people: haahaa! you tighttt!! you just got vag bagged by a girl!
girl: well of course it's by a girl dumbass. what boy has a vagina?
by I_Am_A_Chocoholic_<3 September 5, 2011
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triple bag

When you sleep with a girl so ugly, you need a bag for yourself, her, and one to puke in. It's one step further than a double bag.
by Joe April 5, 2004
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Show Bag

Literally someone who is 'full of crap'

One who boasts or lies - compulsively (to gain attention, popularity or impress a chick or ones mates).

Originated in the late 90s early 2000s from the kiddy show bags you buy at the Sydney Easter Show - the bags are full of lollies and cheap crap... hence... full of crap!

Location: in Osborne Park, Lane Cove on a balcony.
"You know that hot chick that works at foodies servo?"

"yeah!"

"I boned her last night!"

"Fuck off show bag!"
by johnnygun August 21, 2009
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Douche Bag

Somebody who you think is a complete retard and doesn't know anything about what they're talking about.
Douche bag: Do you consider your self African American or black?

Black guy: Wow. You`re a real Douche.
by The Cook3 April 14, 2010
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Bag Snag

When a man has completed urinating and is in a hurry to put the equipment away and get back to whatever he was doing. In the process he gets his "bag" or at least some skin caught in the zipper. The resulting pain is caused by "bag snag".
In a rush to get back to the poker table I suffered a "bag snag" when zipping up.
Or,
Don't be in such a hurry or you could suffer from a "bag snag".
by bombsie March 10, 2010
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Oat Bag

A sex act. While having sex doggy style a dude jizzes in his hand and hops on the girls back like he is riding a horse. He then reaches around and puts the hand he just jizzed on over her mouth and yells OAT BAG! The other hand can slap the ass, or remain idle.
Stephanie is super pissed at me for giving her an oat bag and slapping her ass last night.

Nothing is better after hot sex like a nice oat bag to hold me over until next time.
by MagnumTT January 15, 2011
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