Long Moment

It's like a blonde moment, except with tall people with acts of clumbsyness.
Example in kitchen:
Harry: I'm just gonna sit down.

Harry bangs his long self on the table
Roy: Haha you just had a long moment Kidda!
Harry: LOL

Example in garden:
Harry walks into a hanging basket.

Example on bus:
Harry smashes head off roof.
by Bone's Kitchen Crew October 24, 2010
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long term senioritis

Long term (LT) senioritis involves the usual symptoms of senioritis that have not been repressed after senior year. LT senioritis is this feeling of laziness and homework angst that continues on even after Senior year is long over. Most college students go through this crippling illness, feeling the need to lie down on the floor and neglect all responsibilities.
Teacher: You're an adult now! You should be responsible already!
Student: NO. I HAVE LONG TERM SENIORITIS.
by misterjoe October 07, 2013
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Long Distance Pour

When an alcoholic beverage is poured from an extremely long distance into the mouth of a willing or unwilling participant.
"How was your first Long Distance Pour (LDP)?"

It was the best thing to ever go into my mouth.
by LDP Inventor June 19, 2013
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Nero Longing

A very strong and fucking hot 9 foot man with a 12 pack and a dick that goes up to the moon, he’s the only great furry and the greatest man of all time with a whopping 300 million and can drink period blood
man i sure do love nero longing biceps
by ramen..boyyt September 21, 2021
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long tall fur

I basked in the shade of that long tall fur.
by ipsler2016 September 19, 2019
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Long Dong John

a nickname for when a friend is discovered to have a massive penis.
guy 1: Woah dude, thats a massive dick!
guy 2:yeah man, he is clearly a Long Dong John!
guy being looked at: what the hell is wrong with you?
by COOLDUMBDUMB October 28, 2021
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fo long

If that girl keeps on going like that it won't be fo long till she gets knocked up
by Mani Foster May 07, 2007
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