Jacking off

basically you're doing something with your dick that feels so good you just WONT stop.

I was jacking off yesterday. It felt wonderful!

by a guy who loves elevators February 7, 2017

Jack Evans

Has a slow pull out game and your guaranteed to get pregnant with him

literally explains Jack Evans as i know him

by Snippppper January 7, 2020

Angry Jack

An angry Jack is a person, who get's angry, when someone directly or indirectly points out flaws in our society and thereby makes the Jack question their own mortality.

^(refernce: that one Innuendo Studios video)

"oh man, i can't stand those fucking vegiterians . not eating meat like they are something better!" - an Angry Jack

by [reredacted] August 9, 2021

Jack Bauer

A true hero, and I wanna be him, and also be IN his daughter

Jack Bauer is a fu**ing legend!

by pimpinainteasy September 15, 2003

Jack Bevan

It is believed that this creature sprouts ginger hair from its head. However, this is not the most bizzare fact, it is also believed that this animal is quite easily they slowest organism in existance after losing a 100m race that involved a 3 toed sloth, a snail and a baby terrapin. If you see him in the wilds of Newquay take pity on him as he has never experienced speed.

OMG if you run any slower you will look like Jack bevan

by Fastest man alive May 26, 2010

jack fart

When you jack off and shoot your load while you blow your ass horn.

Everything that comes out of his mouth is a jack fart.

by Macgman August 30, 2006

Jack

A giant tool and not a cool guy.

Guy One: "Man did you see that Jack earlier?"
Guy Two: "Oh yeah, he's a POWERtool."

by anon23987456310 December 13, 2013