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Donald J. Trump

1. (noun) a famous rich guy who sucked off my reformed orthodox rabbi and had an intimate relationship with the island guy who totally killed himself in prison ;)
hes also the president of the united states and wants to fuck over the immigrants like how big beautiful bill fucked him

2. (verb) to thrust someones penis into your or another persons mouth after paying them a fuck ton of money and wearing a clown nose while doing so

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1:
Guy 1: I hate Donald J. Trump, he's a fascist dictator and he sucks!
Guy 2: He literally 'sucks' lmfao

2:
Girl: Well, I'd better get back to my mansion. I really enjoyed Donald J. Trumping you tonight, Mister.
Guy: Happy to earn some cash, but you'd better take off that clown nose so your chauffeur doesn't honk it!
by anonym_1924940 November 24, 2025
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DONALD TRUMP

The goofy ass annoying orange, who is racist, sexist, and homophobic. This fucking loser low-key needs to get got. This guy has made America a shithole and a laughing stock. These loser ass Republicans who voted for this fucker need to pick up a book and realize that Trump is a big asshole. They also think that because he survived a few assassinations, that he is a fucking sigma, or a god. HE'S NOT! This guy is unqualified and should never be president again. Worst dictator in the history of America. I can't believe people really voted for this idiot. Must've been rigged............ right? Because if this is the president real people, REALLY VOTED FOR, then...I just....I.......*sigh*
DONALD TRUMP? THAT FUCKING FUCK?! If you search up goofy ass, fucking orange, this bum pops up. Sorry for your screen getting CRACKED!
by I'm so fucking cool November 25, 2025
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Bloody Donald

A Scottish variation on the Bloody Mary, where the vodka is substituted with whisky, and the tomato juice is substituted with the period blood of an Ibizan stripper.
I’ll have a Bloody Donald, extra spicy! Yum yum! 😋
by Stegner February 18, 2024
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Donald Wayne Bond Jr.

by crazyalready February 25, 2024
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Donald Trump

The 45th President of the United States.

The man with a plan to make America great again.

The guy who actually has common sense and a functioning brain.

The guy who isn’t bothered by untrue insults.
Person 1: have you seen how Joe Biden has ruined the American economy?

Person 2: that’s why we should’ve voted for Donald Trump…
by ProudAmerican February 29, 2024
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Donald

wow donald is such a bot
by idkboom9 February 29, 2024
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Donald Trump-ing

When you stick your penis in a girl but only through boxers. The boxers are meant to only act as a wall to protect the virginity of the two people involved. Typically used by religious people like christian’s or mormons.
Joe: “Yo what happened with that girl you had over at your place last night?”
Tristen: “I wanted to fuck so badly but I got baptised last week so we ended up donald trump-ing.”
by ryrydaflyguy420 March 1, 2024
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