Your in-laws are coming to stay

Some of the worst news one can get. Literally makes you dread it for months.

Boss: You’re fired
Me: Damn
Bank: Your bank account has been frozen

Me: Shit!
Sister: hey did your wife tell you that your in-laws are coming to stay?
Me: NOOOOOO!!!!!

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx November 13, 2020

co-cousin-pibling-in-law

The child-in-law of one's grandparent-in-law's sibling.

My co-cousin-pibling-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

Edwards first law of sleep

An object asleep tends to stay asleep unless acted upon by the mother.

Due to Edwards first law of sleep I was late for school because my mother did not come to check on me in th morning.

by Unknownpapyus10 June 17, 2018

half-co-aunt-in-law

Spouse's half-pibling's wife.

My half-co-aunt-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021

Murphy's Law of Clothes-drying

Similar to the old "wax your car if you want it to rain" joke, this saying reads: "It can be mild and sunny for days on end, but then just as soon as you hang out a whole bunch o' laundry to dry, THAT'S when da sun will abruptly disappear behind huge dark clouds and you'll have a bleepin' MONSOON FOR A WEEK!"

The weather had been totally "bright 'n' balmy" for a good while, and so one afternoon last week I tried to save money and electricity by using my clothesline instead of the watts-sucking dryer, but then it rained heavily during the night, and it's been foggy and drizzly ever since! Sounds like a classic case of "Murphy's Law of Clothes-drying" to me.

by QuacksO October 30, 2018

step-co-pibling-in-law

Spouse's steppibling's spouse.

My step-co-pibling-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021

great-great-grandfather-in-law

The great-great-grandfather of one's spouse.

My great-great-grandfather-in-law is a good person.

by Rwopazaq November 24, 2019