New Jersey Window Washer

Hook up with a girl with glasses, and jizz on her glasses, then proceed to take a squeegee and clean it off after she couldn't see where she was going and has walked into every piece of furniture in the room.

I was bored after we hooked up, so I gave her the New Jersey Window Washer and she almost knocked over my bookshelf.

by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022

New Good Windows Boy Humour

funni meme by dingus kid

All People: NEW GOOD WINDOWS BOY HUMOUR MORE FUNNI THAN EWANDOOOPY HUMOUR
EwanDoggie: i like it too
then ngwb and ewandoggie become chad

by Cosmic psycho October 21, 2022

i oueufed your window

the acted of oueufing someones or somthing windows

i oueufed your window boz l bozo l+ratio

by oeuefy mc oeufy pants February 13, 2023

National wash a window day on august 29

If you laugh even the slightest sounds like a window getting washed , then august 29 is your day!,

Boy1: hey bro isn’t national wash a window day on august 29, today?
Boy 2: oh yeah , i better wash a window this instant bro!

by Duck laugher April 12, 2023

Glazed the Windows

The act of climaxing from fellatio onto the head giver's (ideally large) eyeglasses

Did you hear what happened to Stephanie? Mark glazed the windows so hard that she had to go to Warby Parker and get new frames.

by Markanie April 14, 2023

Shit out of the window

When something is really amazing

This restaurant is shit out of the window

by Lipblam April 22, 2023

Double Glazed Windows

The act of ejaculating directly into both open eyeballs of your sexual partner, rendering them temporarily blind. The glaze is the man cum and the windows are your eyes 𓂀

BABE PULL THE SKIN AROUND YOUR EYES DOWN, I'M GONNA GIVE YOU SOME DOUBLE GLAZED WINDOWS

by MPH//0003 April 28, 2023