lochie is the twat who thinks they own everything.
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twat cred

twat cred: when you already think someone is an idiot, and they show you another example of why you hold that opinion.

Background: "Twat cred" is a play off of the common term "street cred" which is short for "street credibility" or street reputation.
"Twat" is a term orginally meanining "vagina," but is often used to describe someone who's an idiot or a general dirtbag.
"Dave and Mike think all brown skinned people 'grew up on tacos,' once again proving their twat cred."

"Sarah threatened to fight the neighbor when she argued about the newspaper missing from the steps, showing her real twat cred."
by omega_pulse October 05, 2013
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twat turnstile

town slut, everybody in town has been thru it at some point
"of course she did him-she aint nothin but a twat turnstile"
by lovinsib July 23, 2012
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Jelly-Twat

Someone who instigates nothing-fights as per Dane Cook's joke.
My girlfriend was being a real jelly-twat when she did not inform me of the jelly situation in the house.
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cancerous twat

Why do we have to deal with this cancerous twat
by _lordninfamous July 22, 2019
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Snuffle twat

A vagina that is lubed by spitting her own snuff juices onto it.
That bitch is so redneck i bet she has a snuffle twat
by Bushman77 October 31, 2016
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