Egg

the thing that is shit out by cocks every day

Did you just see the cock shit out that egg??!!

by carkcarkcarkcarkcarkcarkcark June 3, 2020

gifted mythic egg

An item in the ROBLOX game known bee swarm simulator, it always hatches a gifted mythic bee, usually one you don't want.

Guy: I am about to use a gifted mythic egg! Oh no i got a gifted spicy bee, BTW im a blue hive :(

by cf23 August 20, 2024

Egg wash

When you jack off on someone's face when they are sleeping and then toss breadcrumbs in their face.

My boyfriend is making schnitzel tonight. I hope the egg wash tastes better this time.

by Iris Long January 28, 2020

Mexican egg

the mexican egg is a fruit also known as avocado

She whipped up a Mexican egg and made guacamole

by MikkiB1673 December 31, 2019

Thunder - egg

A rock-like turd, or hag-stone which, loosened by a massive overdose of laxatives and/or suppositories, exits the bowel at great speed, accompanied by copious, deafening flatulence.

I need to get the plumber in. I was bunged up for DAYS so I took a handul of Sennocot, and shot out a massive thunder - egg. My arse was like a machine gun - I shattered the fucking toilet bowl.

by DOGMAD June 28, 2018

Egg

Egg is the famous wordwide icon that got the most likes on instagram surpassing Kylie Jenner
Good job Egg,
We are proud of you

Guy 1: YO ISNT THAT THE FAMOUS EGG IN YOUR FRIDGE
Guy 2: Yes it is

by SimplyEgg January 19, 2019

King Egg Benedict III

Best father in the world

I always check the weather before attacking King Egg Benedict III

by King Samuel Benedict January 12, 2022