salad

toss your salad

She wanted to toss his salad.

by anonymous February 19, 2023

Egg Salad

An egg salad is a sexual act between two people. An egg is cracked into one's anus. The one who cracked the egg also adds in a salad dressing of their choosing. The one with the egg and dressing in their rectum then squats. The egg cracker and salad dresser positions their mouth below the squatting member. The squatter then pushes out the concoction and the partner underneath consumes it. This completes the egg salad.

Dude, that chick last night was wild. She wanted to get an egg salad from me.

by Come get some salad December 5, 2017

Salad Tossing

To Toss Someone’s Salad Is To Perform Oral Sex Someone's Anus. Theses Oral Sex Acts Can Include Such Things As Licking, Kissing, Tonguing, And Much More.

I Had To Make A Urban Dictionary Account To Prove To My Normie Sister, Mary That Salad Tossing Was Technically In A Dictionary.

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Yuki Tossed Aoi’s Salad

by TossTam July 17, 2021

Egg salad purse

The sound the vagina makes when you stick it in when there's an overabundance of juices.

"Oh my god, your moms coochie sounded like an egg salad purse"

by dookeyshnops February 28, 2025

Salad shooter

The act of shitting thy brains out from ingesting bad food

Man I had a terrible salad shooter last night.

by The atomic cornbread October 14, 2020

Shake Your Salad

What a man or woman says when trying to pick up someone.

Hey girl, don't forget the ranch when you shake your salad!

by ShowMeYourTD’s May 3, 2023

Salad Shooter

A portable high-velocity cannon made for the sake of shooting salad as a weapon.

"OMG! Some drunk ass thessalonian just pulled a drive-by salad shooter on my filthy Egg McMustache!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 6, 2023